is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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