I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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