so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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