Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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