I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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