Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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