where am i from again
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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