She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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