apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
honey bunches of taint.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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