3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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