I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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