can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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