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paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury

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(517): View more from Michigan

There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated

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(214): View more from Texas

he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.

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(661): View more from California

His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger

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(240): View more from Maryland

Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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(317): View more from Indiana

update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold

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(703): View more from Virginia

Are you alive?

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I woke up under the pier.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover

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