I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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