Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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