The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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