I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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