I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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