she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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