I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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