if you like me you must not know who I am
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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