bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
you are never too drunk for berry picking
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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