I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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