so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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