I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
