: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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