i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Just high enough for therapy.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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