Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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