Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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