talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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