Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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