Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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