these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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