Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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