do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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