I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
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