I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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