If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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