at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
