after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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