Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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