No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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