how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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