that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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