have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You took a bar mat shot.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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