i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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