well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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