At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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