youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Help. Why am I so naked?
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