Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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