I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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