I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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