if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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