hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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