if only i could text you this smell
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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