so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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