covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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